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Monday, March 01, 2004
[ ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE & PORN ]

1] Nice Girl About Town

I met this nice girl one Saturday night. She was in town for only a few days visiting some mutual friends of ours, before having to go back to school in Chicago to finish getting her second Master's degree.

So we stopped off at the local coffee shop to fuel up on caffeinated courage before heading over a bar called the Bikini Lounge, where we closed the place down at 1AM. (This is Phoenix, where the bars close at 1AM!)

We hung out and made out.

The bad news is... she flew back to Chicago the next day.

The good news is... she's done commercially-available amateur porn, so, technically, I don't have to go to Chicago to see her. I can just rent the video.

2] The Naked Truth

…when the preceding story happened to me, I remember thinking to myself, “Well, I’ll never top this.”

But, as it turns out…

Recently, I got an email from an ex-girlfriend who I hadn’t heard from in years.

Now, just prior to the time we went out, she had gotten new boobs. She was very proud of these boobs. And, having closely inspected them myself, I can’t say as I blame her.

So she emailed me and suggested we catch up via email. But I noticed her email address wasn't yahoo or hotmail or whatever, but a website.

Curiosity got the better of me.

I typed it in, and found out she was now a big porn star out of Los Angeles, with dozens of titles under her belt.

Yes, there was my ex- -- hairy, gooed and strapped for action.

I was impressed. It was a real "Local Girl Makes Good" tale. It warmed my cockles. Or something along those lines.

I had so many questions for her. But at that point, I had a powerful hankering for a cigarette - which is PURELY coincidental, I assure you - but I realized I was out. So I had to go to the store. By the time I got back, I had forgotten my questions.

So, now that I’ve apparently hooked up with not one, but two, porn stars, I’ve got to ask:

Can anybody here top that? Show of hands?

Nobody?

I didn’t think so.

(And if you can... well... congratulations. Now shut the fuck up.)

(If anybody is offended by the preceding, please note both were written “in character.” It is a new character I’m working on, one I like to call Male Chauvinist Guy. Pretty funny, huh?)

posted by Pete 6:15 PM



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