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Thursday, April 17, 2003
I wanted to post an epic today, but... I've got nothing, people!

Currently, another "true life tale of Pete" is writing itself, but it has yet to reach the final sentence. It could end up being a footnote, or another "War & Peace".

It's the true story of two crazy kids just looking for shelter from the rain. Or something to that effect.

It could turn into a reaffirming tale of love conquering life's adversities or just as easily become some trashy dime-store novel.

It might have a happy ending. Or it could end on a painful note.

Personally, I'm hoping for the happy ending.

I think the last few paragraphs are what writerly-types call "foreshadowing".

One day soon, it'll make a lot more sense than it does right now, dear reader. At that time, paradoxically, I'll probably be much more confused about this particular turn of events and be wondering just what the hell I've gotten myself into this time.

My apologies, babees, for getting all allegorical and oblique on you here.

In any case, here's a self-indulgent, yet slightly humorous, piece called...

[ GOOGLISMS OF PETE ]

I discovered the site GOOGLISM (http://www.googlism.com), on which you can enter your name (or website's name) and find out what others are saying about you.

Thank God for ever-loving tech-NAH-low-gee! Otherwise, I'd be at a loss as to how to waste my time.

I entered "Pete". Here's what you need to know about me...

pete is the narrator of the show and he appears in every single episode

pete is the same height as the matterhorn

pete is with the lord

pete is not a ragdoll, ladies

pete is a 2 year old purebred border collie

pete is as authentic a mambo dancer as we're ever likely to see

pete is ten years old

pete is activated by the left hand control

pete is engaged in a furby

pete is the rich white hippie

pete is a sexy bitch

pete is a real live children's musical pirate who sails the high seas with songs

pete is packaged in robot mode

pete is making tamales on the weekends

pete is mickey mouse's first and oldest continuing archenemy

pete is god

pete is an idiot

pete is just a regular guy

pete is a puppy from our "a" litter

pete is a peninsula that extends into the gulf of mexico

pete is many things to many people

pete is also completely nuts

pete IS

So, there you go. Everything you ever wanted to know about me, but were afraid to ask.

I are Pete. Hear me roar.

Any questions?

I didn't think so!


posted by Pete 10:43 AM
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